moly, the Chocolate Appletinis at that one nightclub are mucho fabo!
And the people are so beautiful and in-the-know it's a recognition of our
superiority when we're allowed past the high school dropout guarding the velvet rope.
Since we love
that club, we should totally buy their T-shirt and
wear it around, ‘cause everybody knows: great
bar = great clothing!
It just makes sense.
*Due to popular demand, these suckas are on backorder until June 15,
2006. Buy now and we'll ship 'em out when they come in.*